Celebrating his 58th Birthday Gino Vanelli, Have you heard of him?

Let me know if you like his music...

 

Now here's a funny video...

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Today's Music Video...

Memories...

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Me having my make-up put on for my performance at Zippos Circus.

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Me at Zippos Circus in Leyland on Thursday Night.

 

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Thursday 10th June

Today's Music Video is from Birthday Boy Marc Shaw singer with Then Jerico

The Top Ten Bizarre Holiday, as delivered by British holiday makers to The Association for British Travel Agents (ABTA) and Thomas Cook...

The sand is too white

Too many fish in the sea

Feelings of inadequacy after seeing an aroused elephant

Friend's three-bedroom apartment was "clearly bigger" than his one-bedroom place

Nine hours to fly back to England from Jamaica when it only takes American travellers a mere three hours to get home. Unfair!

"I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts"

My £3.50 pair of Ray Ban sunglasses bought from a street vendor are fake

Travel agent never told him to wear swimming trunks for his trip to a water park

Tour operator failed to tell traveller that mosquitos bite

"The brochure stated: No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying here?

JOKE OF THE DAY

Piracy is killing the music industry.

You try playing the guitar with a hook.

Tonight I'll be appearing at Zippo's Circus @ Worden Park in Leyland from 7.30. Come along and say 'hello'.

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Tuesday 8th June 2010

Today's Music Video is from Simply Red

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Haydock Park Racecourse, Haydock, UK

Saturday, July 17th, 2010 Simply Red Live in Concert

Tick­ets are avail­able on 0844 579 3006 or online here
More inform­a­tion on Hay­dock Park can be found here

CENTRAL SURVEY

5% of women do this every week?

The answer will be on the air just before 8.30.

Today is The Betty Picnic which is an event that happens on this day all over the World in celebration of Betty's everywhere.

A FASINATING FACT: Today in 1869 - Ives W. McGaffey of Chicago patented the first vacuum cleaner.

Today also marks the anniversary of the man who wrote the "Okey Cokey" passing away, the story goes that it took them 3 hours to get his legs in the coffin.

JOKE OF THE DAY

What do atheists say when they stub their toe?

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Why have estate agents stopped looking out of the window in the morning? Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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Monday 7th June 2010

Today's Music Video is from the Birthday Boy...Boz Scaggs is 66

CENTRAL SURVEY

53% of men in Lancashire spend less than two minutes each day doing what?

The answer was pick out what clothes to wear.

News...

Rio won't be going to the world cup? Well not to worry, the world cup will be going to Rio in 4 years time.

TODAY'S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY; You should always give 100% at work...
14% Monday; 27% Tuesday; 34% Wednesday; 20% Thursday; 5% Friday.

Zippo's Circus is coming to town; Leyland Worden park from Thursday 10th June. Make sure you listen all week to win family tickets & you can decide my fate...you decide by email or text on 60300 (start your message with central). You can nominate me to do something on the opening night, be a Clown, a juggler, an Acrobat, limbo dance under fire, have knives thrown at me, be part of the UK's premier slapstick team, ride a mini-bike or ride the Wheel of Death! I'll announce what i will be doing on thursday morning.

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Friday 4th June 2010

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Today's Music Video is a great Dance Tune!

CENTRAL SURVEY

What is it that women in Lancashire take four times as long to do on Mondays than on Fridays?

The answer was get ready for work

Making News Today.... Dave Cameron & Nick Clegg want to change the time of Prime Minister's questions so they can take their kids to school... PM Questions happens at midday - what time do their kids go to school?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Eating three or more burgers a week has been linked to a higher risk of asthma...No need to worry though, as clogged arteries will have killed you before the effects kick in.

A Fasinating Fact, I think you'll agree! It's the Festival of the Sticky Penis in New York today...I wonder if the organisers are hoping it isn't a flop!

JOKE OF THE DAY

Did you hear about the French dog that ate only garlic? It's bark was worse than it's bite.

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NB: Make sure you listen Monday morning as you can decide my fate!

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Thursday 3rd June 2010

 Today's music video is a great turn-up tune!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CENTRAL SURVEY

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

96% of these are bought by women in Lancashire?

The answer is candles.

Making News Today....

The England squad has touched down in South Africa after flying out last night for the World Cup finals. There was some slight turbulence aboard... Enough to wobble the drinks trolley and send Emile Heskey tumbling to the floor 12 times.

The L'Oreal ad featuring Cheryl Cole has been cleared of wrongdoing, despite Cheryl wearing hair extensions in it...If they're allowed to use hair extensions, the might as well go the whole way and have Bruce Forsyth advertising the shampoo.

Scientists have apparently developed a spray that will make men last five times longer in the bedroom...Wow, five minutes.

A FASINATING FACT, I think you'll agree! Preston has 1,536 doctors according to figures issued in 2009.

JOKE OF THE DAY

 Two elephants were having a chat. One said to the other "You know my dad was in showbiz?"
"Oh yeah?" the other replied.
"Yep, he was a piano".

Finally... My friend told me,he dosen't have OCD.
He's read 13,253 books on it, so he'd know if he did.

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Wednesday 2nd June 2010

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Today's Music Video is from the lovely Kim Wilde.

CENTRAL SURVEY

What do two-thirds of workers in Lancashire want?

(A) Change of job

Making News Today.... British Airways and the Unite union have held fresh talks on solving the 2nd Cabin Crew strike at BA. Don't you just want Harry Hill to say �€˜BA or Unite? There's only one way find out... Fight!

Young Theo Walcott is a surprise omission from England's 23-man World Cup squad
Good news though - His dad will allow him to stay up late to watch the games at home.

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JOKE OF THE DAY

American scientists have finally developed a car that runs on water!

Sadly, so far it only works with the water from the Gulf of Mexico.

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Tuesday 1st June 2010

Today's Music Video is from 1979, Debut hit for The Dickies.

CENTRAL SURVEY  

70% of us in Lancashire lie about what?

(A) How many partners we've had.

Happy Birthday Jason Donovon who is 42 today.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Making News Today....

Charlotte Church and fiancé Gavin Henson are set to split after five years...Well, she's just lost loads of weight, and now she's lost another big lump.

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A psychologist has claimed that computer gamers experience better dreams than people who don't play...Like having a girlfriend, perhaps?

A Fasinating Fact, I think You'll agree!

 The Beatles released their classic "Sergeant Pepper's�€� album today in 1967. Hippies claimed there was a message from Satan on the record if you played it backwards...(Actually, the message was "You will now need a new stylus�€�.)

JOKE OF THE DAY

Terrorists have hidden bombs in hundreds of tins of alphabet spaghetti. If they go off, it could spell disaster.

 

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Friday 28th May 2010

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Today's Music Video is another one from 1987,Debut Hit fot T'Pau.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CENTRAL SURVEY

51% of us in Lancashire would do this if we needed the money?

The answer was pose naked.

10 THINGS WE DIDN'T KNOW THIS TIME LAST WEEK

10. Britney Spears is the most followed celebrity on Twitter (5 million followers)

JOKE OF THE DAY

Sick Leave

A worker needed a few days off work, but, he knew the Boss would not allow him to take any leave.
So he thought that maybe if he acted 'Crazy' then his boss would tell him to take a few days off.
So he hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
His co-worker (a blonde) asked him what he was doing.
He told her that he was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think he was 'Crazy' and give him a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'
The worker told him he was a light bulb.
The Boss replied, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
The worker jumped down and walked out of the office...
When his co-worker (the blonde) followed him, the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!'

She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.'

Finally

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education... because they were both druids.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Thursday 27th May 2010

 

Today's Music Video is from 1987, Johnny Depp's Mrs!

CENTRAL SURVEY

In Lancashire we eat 16 different types of what?

A: Chips

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Fasinating i think you'll agree!

According to a new study, if you lie down, it will make you smarter and more creative! Yeah, according to this study, the subjects were able to more easily solve problems and think creatively!

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News.

The Times and Sunday Times newspapers have launched redesigned websites, in preparation for introducing charges for access next month.
Other papers may soon follow suit - so Daily Star readers Won't have to be embarrassed about buying it in public.

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Graham Norton has revealed that he has started to tone down his jokes on his BBC One chat show.They'll be absolutely no innuendo from now on...Well, perhaps one small one.

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Ronnie Wood has laughed off reports he has been dropped from The Rolling Stones line-up, amid his battle with booze
Having a serious booze problem isn't a reason to quit The Rolling Stones - i'd have thought it was a reason to join.

JOKE OF THE DAY

A husband and wife came for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into an angry tirade listing each and every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.

She went on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unloveable, a long list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their quarter century of marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist stood up, walked around his desk and, asking the wife to stand, embraced her and kissed her passionately on the mouth.

The woman shut up and, in a daze, quietly sat down;. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least seven times a week. Do you think you can do this?"

The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, Doc, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on the other days I play golf."

Finally

My friend told me that he & his first girlfriend never fought, reason being he was 14, she was a magazine!

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Wednesday 26th May 2010

Today's Music Video is from 1978, a one hit wonder,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CENTRAL SURVEY;

A study of shopping habits found that if you are going to buy one of these, you are most likely to buy it in Lancashire on a Saturday morning at 11AM, what will you buy?

A: A Mobile Phone.

Britain's Most Dangerous A Roads include one in Lancashire... It's the A682 M65 Junction 13 - A65 Long Preston.

News.

British Transport Police have launched a new scheme targeting anti-social behaviour on trains.People who make life unpleasant for passengers - like the ticket collectors who charge you for them.

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Measures have been introduced in The Queen's Speech aimed at the scrapping of ID cards and regulating the use of CCTV cameras and DNA
The Queen thinks CCTV cameras can be useful - mainly in keeping track of what the Duchess of York is up to!

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Rockers Coldplay have reportedly been approached to take over U2's headlining slot at the famed Glastonbury festival - after Bono's bad back caused them to cancel
It's ironic Bono has a pain in his back - to most of us he's more a pain in the backside

JOKE OF THE DAY

A priest and a nun were returning from the church convention when their car broke down.They had it towed to the local garage and faced the fact that they'd have to spend the night in a motel. There was only 1 motel in town and it only had 1 room available. So they had a problem.

'Sister ,' said the priest, 'i dont think the lord would mind, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this 1 room. i'll sleep on the couch and you take the bed,'

'I think that would be ok,' said the nun.

They prepared 4 bed and each 1 took took their agreed place . 10 minutes later the sister said , 'Father, i'm terribly cold,'

'Ok ,' said the priest, 'i'll get up n get you a blanket from the closet,'

10 minutes later the nun said , 'Father i'm still terribly cold,'

'OK sister,' said the priest, ' i'll get up n get you another blanket,'

10 minutes later , the nun said ,'Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think the lord would mind if we acted as man and wife for just this one night,'

' You're probably right ,' said the priest , 'Get up and get your own damn blanket,'

Finally

My friend has taken a vow of Celebacy. It went like this: "I do."

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